I hate this artwork (Tenerife) Photo copyright Janet Cameron |
1. OAP Fish 'n Chips - I'm not an acronym never mind one as disrespectful as this. Keep your cheap fish 'n chips.
2. 2nd one FREE - It's not free if I have to buy something to get it.
3. Huge Fierce Eyebrows. I'm all for feminism and power but - please - these young girls scare the bejesus out of me!
4. Commercials on daytime tv shows -These commercials are relentlessly repetitious. For example, happy old men and women adveritising jolly (and cheap!) funeral plans, Oh how exciting! Hurray! I think I'll get one too. How about you? Let's have a nice cup of coffee and discuss it cos our kids are gonna be so happy and impressed! (Guilt trip implication here.) And all the cringe-making medical ads that I won't go into here.
5. Bus drivers who accelerate suddenly before you've managed to sit down. Shame on you, meanies! You will be old one day.
6. Packaging. Everything is so hard to get into. I completely understand and endorse safety aspects to prevent children from accessing dangerous chemicals, but honestly. for many things it's all gone too far. If you need to use it immediately and if you don't have scissors, pliers or some gunpowder to hand, forget it.
7. Being Patronised. I'm quite old and sometimes a little deaf and slightly visually impaired, but I am not daft. (Well, not all the time.)
8. Labelling Products. Products should be more clearly labelled to accommodate those of us who can't see 8 point font. What the product is should be in the largest possible letters for its size.
9. Very cruel jokes. Stand up is becoming more and more offensive. I don't mind risque,
naughty, challenging or mickey-taking, but I hate sick or hurful.
10. Gratuitous moaning. So this is where I check out